Soil Escape Injury In Tour Bus Crash

Soil escaped serious injury when their tour bus was involved in a crash  at 4:30am on Sunday, after their show near Des Moines, Iowa.

According to frontman Ryan McCombs, all that was damaged was the band and crew’s pride after their tour manager started “screaming like a 12-year-old girl at a Justin Beiber concert.”

Ryan says on Facebook: “I find it interesting that as everyone sits around the stranded bus talking about what was going through their heads, all I can remember is gripping my pillow like it was going to save me from whatever was about to occur and thinking, ‘Huh.’

“No serious injuries. Just a bus full of arseholes that for the most part are happy to be alive and now just making fun of each other for their responses. We really are a bunch of fuckwads.”

We, at Rebellious Noise are pleased to hear everyone is okay!